I hear cruises are all the rage and some days I think, "hey, why not? It's a floating city and you get to get off and explore the port cities." Other days I don't think that. I wish I wasn't so indecisive.
I mean, after all of the illnesses, that sinking cruise ship, oh and the broken down ones, is anyone else scared of going on a cruise?
I don't want to come back with a salmonella meets influenza illness.
I don't want to grab a life jacket and look for a life boat and end up on a wooden door a la Jack and Rose.
I don't want to be stranded for days at sea with no working toilets and contaminated drinking water.
I don't want to be told what time to eat.
I don't want to be told what time I have to be back from a day excursion... I don't like rules...
But I do want:
A floating casino!
Drinks, drinks and more drinks!
Lazily laying by the pool with an ocean breeze.
Experience the cruise party life.
Have a relaxing vacation with no worries.
Are you a cruiser?