Don't forget about the GIVEAWAY!
I confess that I am trying very, extremely, really hard not to actually walk up to a stupid person and punch them in the mouth. First off, because who just walks up to someone and punches them? Second, I don't have that great of a punch and I would probably end up throat or chin punching them. There is a reason women always slap. Three, physical violence isn't the answer unless it's a punching bag, which I don't have.
I also confess for the first time in a VERY long time I went out on a work night. Taco Tuesday somehow turned into Fireball and Bud light Tuesday night with karaoke