So it should be no surprise to any of you that I like to party... And if that is a shock, this either your first time here or you haven't been paying close enough attention. Anyway, back to post- I like to party in the sense that I like to drink (no not every day although a breakfast beer or mimosa would be glorious)!
But back to my post, jeez! I really must have a bout of ADD today or something.
When I drink, I have a tendency to kind of, sort of do dumb shit.
No, not illegal shit, just dumb shit.
Sometimes I hurt myself.. Oh hey there broke as hell ankle of 2008.
Sometimes I take "selfies" of myself and my drinks.
Sometimes I take "selfies" of myself and my drinks.
Sometimes I become a world class photographer... (What is the "focus" button nonsense and why should I use that?!? Oh look randoms!)
Sometimes I make random friends.
Sometimes I take pictures of my drinks.
Sometimes I don't think I am as drunk as I really am. I will forever consider myself a 7 on the drunk scale.
Sometimes I drunk text...
Me: "But I think you should REALLY come home out, it's so much fun!"
Other person: "It's 7pm on a Saturday, no one cool is there and you are clearly drunk!"
Sometimes I help myself to other people's booze. Strictly in homes, not in a bar or with strangers, because eww gross!
Sometimes I invite random people on vacation.
Me: "I wanna go to Canada!"
Random: "Uh me too! Let's do this!"
Next day- "You know you invited so and so to Canada?"
Me: "Ya, I don't think we're going, but I am still going to Canada."
Sometimes I get really loud and obnoxious.
Sometimes I talk mad shit, like bad. I will say this, I have never been a bar fight due to my drinking tendencies and my mouth overrunning my ass.
Hey this girl just likes to have fun!
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