In addition to the mass amounts of hair I have, there are massive amounts of irritation that come with it, product use, and general loss of hair.
RIP all broken hair ties.
Finding a hairdresser that knows how to actually handle all that hair is the most glorious find of all.
Blessed are those with perfectly stretched hair ties.
Goodbye clumps of hair that fall out during the day, while brushing, and especially in the shower. May my drain never clog as long as I clean it out.
No time for beach waves from a curling iron, there is just too much weight to not drag the style down.
Buy stock in products you love so you get some of your money back in investments.
Any up do basically feels like death and the feeling of taking those bobby pins out after a night of your hair being up leaves you feeling like you'd be better off bald.
F it.. I will just get a wig!